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We haven't forgotten about the Summer '09 Campaign.

We'll be getting into the whole sketch comedy thing with two projects this summer. One involves the three of us sitting on my Mom's couch watching tv and talking shit (what we do best), and the other is for a YouTube character that we've come up with to help jump-start Keon Cam's sorry acting career. Surprisingly, he's pretty good.

These are VERY rough right now, and things may change as of next week when we figure out how we'll go about things over a Mocha Frappucino.

On another note, it seems like all three of us are close to flat-broke. Iced Cappucinos it is. Attic Society t-shirts have been on my mind, and considering that times are rough, t-shirts may be very long-term. Stickers will be in effect though, so keep an eye out.

Times are rough. Especially when you're dropping $100 on Rock The Bells. Yeeee

Self explanatory.
I hate it when Filipinos mention how sick Manny Pacquiao is. Manny Pacquiao is sick.
So we were supposed to explore the downtown core and find some new shit, but it was raining, so we just grabbed some free sugar-free Jello from Kennedy Station. Sooo not worth the post, but I got nothing to write about at the moment.
So I had this awesome idea to SERIOUSLY interview a homeless dude (preferably that one guy who holds the "Smile if you masturbate!" sign along Queen St. West) by bribing him with free Jello. Our first attempt didn't go too well. We randomly chose one of those dudes that shout out loud for no reason. I had no idea that those type of dudes do not respond when spoken to. Kinda messed. He barked at Keon when he saw the Jell-O though (0:15 of video).

Bare with me as I find something lol'able to post.
Eargasm Pt.2

Rock The Bells is coming to Toronto... and this time when they say Toronto, they don't mean Missisauga. This may be something that I'm gonna be going to every year. Last year def. set the bar.

I remember it like it was yesterday. It was something like 4am, and me and Wonton (dude who makes the stickers) were the first people there, waiting in line for what was to be the most craziest thing I've ever been to. The weather was so cold and wet in the morning that me and Wonton had to willingly spoon under an umbrella. Jk. To think that I was already yawning and ready to go home when ATCQ was midway through their performance shows you how OD on Hip-Hop shit was.

On another note, here's a list of the performers:

-Nas
-Raekwon
-Damian "Jr. Gong" Marley
-Slaughterhouse (Royce, Joe Buddens, Crooked I, Joell Ortiz)
-Reflection Eternal (Kweli & Hi-Tek)
-Evidence & Alchemist
-KRS-One
-Buckshot
-Slum Village

Just to name a few.

So who's coming!?



All people really need is this.

I'm gonna bump this in the car.


HOORAY FOR YOUUUU!
  1. Go for a jog everyday
  2. Learn to read Read everyday. At least try to.
  3. Brush up on my mixing and all the above, everyday
  4. Save up enough money to buy Serato, and maybe even a laptop
  5. Rock a party
  6. Figure out the truth behind my Dad's DVDs he hides under his bed
  7. Discover new places to loaft at
  8. Spend one day just sitting on the couch
  9. Get new run of Attic Society stickers
  10. Amber Heard
If we were to leave, we'd let you know.

[Gay Fish]

So I'm FINALLY off school, if I haven't made it clear enough on FB. It feels so good sometimes to just wake up whenever I want, only to realize that I have nothing planned that day. It hasn't been like this for something like... a really long time. This means more blog post time, and a chance to help get The Attic Society back on track so we can get what we were set out to attain; Internet superstardom, and a "Hey aren't you those guys with that blog? OMG touch me!" status.

This summer, The Attic Society is planning to get more interactive with the readers. More stickers, more live-on-location videos, and my clever ass shit.

Look for us posted up by your nearest Starbucks. We hood.



Just a little video of what happened last week. The fuck's a Clarington?

Fuckin random, baby boy.

Yeah chill, Garbage J.'s still around.

So my uncle took me to my first club experience (Yo don't hate. My uncle's cooler than yours) and I was completely blown awayyy! I was in such awe of the whole thing that I walked around the place on my own, just to take it all in. I probably wasnt even in awe. Maybe it was just the grain being passed around in the main room. I dunno.

So we walk in the room, and my uncle tells me "just walk". So I start walking towards a set of stairs that looked like the dancefloor, cuz you know how I gets down. But as I'm heading for these stairs, my uncle taps me on the shoulder and says "No, thats V.I.P" and when that happened, I had this epiphany. Right at that very moment, I realized I wanted to be someone very important.

I'm just kidding. But that night, I realized that I wanted to take this hobby I had to the next level. I'm gonna practice my ass off this summer break (I got a long break), and hopefully somewhere down the line, get my big break. I wanna rock a party, kill it, and hook the Society up with V.I.P. Cuz we've BEEN important, and no one's ever acknowledged it! Sheeeit...

Note: Lets play wheres Waldo with the little asian guy (me). Once I found myself in the pic, I realized that I was the only one in blue light!
I'm so convinced that I'm the chosen one.
SONIC-BOOM.I want this. Oh man do I want this.

Note: This record is filled with Street Fighter II samples for DJ's to use for scratching.

My dude.


The one artist who I thought was gonna blow up, is already wanting to give up.

Kid Cudi posted an entry on his blog expressing how sorry he is for calling it quits after his first album. I think he's getting a little ahead of himself, cuz that shit hasn't even dropped yet, sooo wth...


I usually don't read posts by people who are on some Kanye-like "I'M GONNA TYPE IN ALL CAPS LIKE IM SCREAMING", and I don't read essays either, but it was an essay in all caps I ended up reading. Apparently he was falling into the dark hole of Hollywood, and wasn't feeling it. (Insert rich & slutty actress/heiress punchline here) Nah, too easy.

"IM TOO REAL FOR THIS HIGH SCHOOL MUSICAL SHIT." says Cudi, in his blog. I'm real too, but yo nothing's realer than Vanessa Hudgens.


LMAOI feel like a complete dick head for taking something I found on Olivier The Parisien Gangster's blog (Lets be honest. Dude thinks hes Brad Pitt), but this was too good.

The Sexy People Blog documents those cheezy Wal-Mart-esque photos that people always used to take back in the day. I had this awesome idea that instead of a photoshoot, we'd invest in a Wal-Mart photoshoot for jokes, along with matching outfits. Kinda like this. It sounded sick in my mind, until I Google'd that Step Brothers pic.

Link: Here

"Bust A Move (Remix)" by Young MC f. Bounty Killa

Look out for the Friday Chronicles.

On another note, we won't be releasing a sticker for the month of February because February is such a short month. And honestly, I haven't really started on anything. Sorry. Look out for one in March though. I swear!

Sagano

2:16 PM 0 comments

Ohhhhh man.If you personally know The Attic Society, you'll know our love for Japanese food. Actually, maybe its just me. Maybe even Keon Cam's black ass. All in all, Japanese food's the shit.

Sheeeeeit...After going 0 for 2 against LeBron and the Cavs last night and not having a single field goal since February 11, Marko Jaric scored big by marrying one of the hottest chicks like... ever! Screw being a star in the NBA, I wanna be a bench warmer if thats what it takes to get with a model.

I dunno about you, but this move solidifies Jaric's spot as this year's Most Valuable Player. If I saw Adriana Lima sitting sideline if I was to play against the Memphis Grizzlies, I'd be busy trying to make plays that would involve me diving into her section in hopes of copping even the
slightest feel.

A championship? Pfft, he's already won a trophy wife...

I thought this was a must-post.

Daryn's MTV stuff is okay, but I miss the "Buzz" days.
FYI:
Mista Mo is a youth worker in Malvern! How hood is that?


Anyways, Good Night.
What the hell!?!

So I'm trying to finish up this assignment where I'm supposed to come up with an ad (slogan and all) for chocolate Smarties. I did a little Google search to see if I can dig up anything inspirational, and I found a headline saying "Do your kids smoke Smarties?".

I find out that in the States, Rockets are called Smarties. Which sucks, cuz chocolate Smarties aren't in the U.S. and we all know M&M's are for pussies. From what I've read, Smarties were banned from Schools all over the U.S. because of kid trying to inhale it like smoke. Dying from a serious case of candy in your lungs sounds pretty soft to me. I'm sure little dude grabbed the highest grade of Sour Rockets from this kid for the video.

Sure looks like it.
I'll show him whats up.

I usually don't fall into celeb gossip this much aside from Kim Kardashian candid beach pics, but this situation is an exception. I'm seriously sorry for laughing at any Chris Brown/Rihanna joke that anyone has made regarding this incident.

J told me not to post the pic on here, so I won't.

Get well soon.

Matrix

9:08 PM 0 comments

I can't hate on the Raps JUST YET considering I don't have TSN2...But I'm sure they still look like Shawn Marion, in this picture.

Toast.

Speaking of which. Toronto's own, Drake, is throwing a release party tonight for his new mixtape, So Far Gone, and he has LeBron hosting it. Biiiiiiig things! Drake personally invited myself and The Attic Society to come party but tonight is a school night, so... Yeah, I'm just kidding. But I can dream.
I guess its safe to say, Hip-Hop's still alive.I honestly almost gave up on listening to Hip-Hop as a whole recently, as I just figured out how dope the genre of Jungle/Drum & Bass was. Now, now, don't get me wrong, I'm still a "Head". Its not that I got bored of Hip-Hop, its just I was tired of digging for the good stuff. Maybe 75% of my Hip-Hop library is from the Golden Era. Speaking of being a "Head", PussyCatDolls just surpassed Jeru Da Damaja, and Mobb Deep for the most played song on my iTunes.

(8)I hate. This. Part. Right. Herrrre!(8)

Oh, and thanks to my cousin Joy for putting me on, Mos Def's been on loop since the start. Damn you, Joy.

Link: Here