Yeah chill, Garbage J.'s still around.
So my uncle took me to my first club experience (Yo don't hate. My uncle's cooler than yours) and I was completely blown awayyy! I was in such awe of the whole thing that I walked around the place on my own, just to take it all in. I probably wasnt even in awe. Maybe it was just the grain being passed around in the main room. I dunno.
So we walk in the room, and my uncle tells me "just walk". So I start walking towards a set of stairs that looked like the dancefloor, cuz you know how I gets down. But as I'm heading for these stairs, my uncle taps me on the shoulder and says "No, thats V.I.P" and when that happened, I had this epiphany. Right at that very moment, I realized I wanted to be someone very important.
I'm just kidding. But that night, I realized that I wanted to take this hobby I had to the next level. I'm gonna practice my ass off this summer break (I got a long break), and hopefully somewhere down the line, get my big break. I wanna rock a party, kill it, and hook the Society up with V.I.P. Cuz we've BEEN important, and no one's ever acknowledged it! Sheeeit...
Note: Lets play wheres Waldo with the little asian guy (me). Once I found myself in the pic, I realized that I was the only one in blue light!
I'm so convinced that I'm the chosen one.By now you should know, The Attic Society loves foreign covers. So take this in, Katy Perry's 'Hot N Cold' by Ukrainian band. Amazing.
Respect to my boy Rob for finding this.
Respect to my boy Rob for finding this.
"You've been bamboozled"
Yes, I'm aware that Soulja Boy getting paid for every comment/view on his Youtube page is old news, but the video itself is new to me. I just thought this video was too hilarious not to post. But I'll leave it at that, because I'm afraid Soulja Boy might be getting paid for every character I'm typing about him, too. Okay, I'm done.
P.S. Soulja Boy, since our blog is so super popular, me posting that video here must have gotten you atleast like a couple million views right there. I'm expecting a cheque in the mail. Or atleast a pair of Soulja Boy sunglasses.
P.S. Soulja Boy, since our blog is so super popular, me posting that video here must have gotten you atleast like a couple million views right there. I'm expecting a cheque in the mail. Or atleast a pair of Soulja Boy sunglasses.
SONIC-BOOM.
I want this. Oh man do I want this.
Note: This record is filled with Street Fighter II samples for DJ's to use for scratching.
I want this. Oh man do I want this.Note: This record is filled with Street Fighter II samples for DJ's to use for scratching.
My dude.
Kid Cudi posted an entry on his blog expressing how sorry he is for calling it quits after his first album. I think he's getting a little ahead of himself, cuz that shit hasn't even dropped yet, sooo wth...
I usually don't read posts by people who are on some Kanye-like "I'M GONNA TYPE IN ALL CAPS LIKE IM SCREAMING", and I don't read essays either, but it was an essay in all caps I ended up reading. Apparently he was falling into the dark hole of Hollywood, and wasn't feeling it. (Insert rich & slutty actress/heiress punchline here) Nah, too easy.
"IM TOO REAL FOR THIS HIGH SCHOOL MUSICAL SHIT." says Cudi, in his blog. I'm real too, but yo nothing's realer than Vanessa Hudgens.
The one artist who I thought was gonna blow up, is already wanting to give up.
Kid Cudi posted an entry on his blog expressing how sorry he is for calling it quits after his first album. I think he's getting a little ahead of himself, cuz that shit hasn't even dropped yet, sooo wth...
I usually don't read posts by people who are on some Kanye-like "I'M GONNA TYPE IN ALL CAPS LIKE IM SCREAMING", and I don't read essays either, but it was an essay in all caps I ended up reading. Apparently he was falling into the dark hole of Hollywood, and wasn't feeling it. (Insert rich & slutty actress/heiress punchline here) Nah, too easy.
"IM TOO REAL FOR THIS HIGH SCHOOL MUSICAL SHIT." says Cudi, in his blog. I'm real too, but yo nothing's realer than Vanessa Hudgens.
The actual videos have been on the net for a long time, but since Canadians seem to get screwed with everything when it comes to the internet, I've just seen Kanye's performances for VH1 Storytellers. So check them out (not in any particular order).
See You In My Nightmares
Amazing
Heartless
Touch The Sky
Say You Will
Good Life
Flashing Lights
Stronger
[I'd give you a longer, wittier post but I'm enjoying these too much. So shut up and watch.]
And if you're too lazy to peep the entire thing, here's the highlight from the entire performance:
LMAO!
See You In My Nightmares
Amazing
Heartless
Touch The Sky
Say You Will
Good Life
Flashing Lights
Stronger
[I'd give you a longer, wittier post but I'm enjoying these too much. So shut up and watch.]
And if you're too lazy to peep the entire thing, here's the highlight from the entire performance:
LMAO!
It seems like everyone's seen (and loves) I'm On a Boat, lately. And while he doesn't have T-Pain, Jon Lajoie is my dude. If you haven't seen Everyday Normal Guy 1 & 2 you're missing out. And if you know me, I love trilogies, so you can imagine how excited I was to find the third (and hopefully final) installment to the Everyday Normal Guy series.
Awesome.
By the way, Stay At Home Dad is pretty hilarious. Especially the Rage Against the Machine parody at the end.
Awesome.
By the way, Stay At Home Dad is pretty hilarious. Especially the Rage Against the Machine parody at the end.
LMAO
I feel like a complete dick head for taking something I found on Olivier The Parisien Gangster's blog (Lets be honest. Dude thinks hes Brad Pitt), but this was too good.
The Sexy People Blog documents those cheezy Wal-Mart-esque photos that people always used to take back in the day. I had this awesome idea that instead of a photoshoot, we'd invest in a Wal-Mart photoshoot for jokes, along with matching outfits. Kinda like this. It sounded sick in my mind, until I Google'd that Step Brothers pic.
Link: Here
I feel like a complete dick head for taking something I found on Olivier The Parisien Gangster's blog (Lets be honest. Dude thinks hes Brad Pitt), but this was too good.The Sexy People Blog documents those cheezy Wal-Mart-esque photos that people always used to take back in the day. I had this awesome idea that instead of a photoshoot, we'd invest in a Wal-Mart photoshoot for jokes, along with matching outfits. Kinda like this. It sounded sick in my mind, until I Google'd that Step Brothers pic.
Link: Here
Apparently there are nearly 6 million twitter users. None of which are Canadians. Until now.Catch the Attic Society boys (and creep my personal endeavors) over on twitter.
Thespringsteen
GarbageJ
KeonCam
Join the revolution (just so you can hear how uneventful my Wednesday evenings are).
Look for these on a mailbox near you!
Shout outs to Wonton, who's slacking HARD! Hopefully calling him out will encourage him to get the next round of stickers on time... The stickers are dope either way. Sadly, these stickers will only be for us, but you can peel them off the places we'll stick em on, if you really want one that bad.
Shout outs to Wonton, who's slacking HARD! Hopefully calling him out will encourage him to get the next round of stickers on time... The stickers are dope either way. Sadly, these stickers will only be for us, but you can peel them off the places we'll stick em on, if you really want one that bad.
Beefing at 12yrs.
Happy birthday from The Attic Society fam, son!
Now I'm usually never one to school people on new music, mostly because I'm always last to find out about it, but during a long night of fixing up my iTunes library I stumbled upon some pretty decent stuff. To be honest, I haven't even listened to a new hip-hop song in forever (all thanks to Rise Against). Anyway, here's some of my finds (some of which I even purchased on iTunes!).
Cyne - Starship Utopia
Median - Rize (Produced by my man 9th Wonder)
Marcelo D2 - Desabafo
Marcelo D2 - Desabafo
Check the Cool Kids swagger all the way in Rio.
(Yes, I'm aware I've already posted this... But it's just too darn cute not to!)
Apparently, in Taiwan they raffle off beautiful islands for your own personal enjoyment to the local population (for whatever reason)... and guess who hit the jackpot: a little punk four year old. Man, what's up with that? At four years old you have no concept of slacking off, which a quiet, little vacation island is made for.
When asked what he planned on doing with the island the kid said, he wanted to "play in the sea". Come on! Where are the monkey servants, treehouse mansions, banana phones, etc?!
What a waste.
That paradise island in the Great Barrier Reef better not go to another 4 year old either, or I'd have to load up the shotty.
When asked what he planned on doing with the island the kid said, he wanted to "play in the sea". Come on! Where are the monkey servants, treehouse mansions, banana phones, etc?!
What a waste.
That paradise island in the Great Barrier Reef better not go to another 4 year old either, or I'd have to load up the shotty.
I was debating whether or not I should actually post this, being that I don't think there's anyone on the planet (in their right minds) that doesn't have Mobb Deep's Shook Ones Pt. II on constant rotation. Can a classic that everyone shouldn't have forgotten anyway, be considered a throwback?
But then I saw this very educational pie graph, and figured this was way too good. So there you have it, Throwback of the week: Shook Ones Pt. II.
But then I saw this very educational pie graph, and figured this was way too good. So there you have it, Throwback of the week: Shook Ones Pt. II.
I was looking back at some of GarbageJ's old videos and stumbled upon this one of Keon Cam Kevin calling in to CP24, discussing how safe the streets are for gays and lesbians and how short shorts are "styling".
Hilarious!
"Man those Attic Society boys sure are funny!"
Hilarious!
"Man those Attic Society boys sure are funny!"
