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"Bust A Move (Remix)" by Young MC f. Bounty Killa

Look out for the Friday Chronicles.

On another note, we won't be releasing a sticker for the month of February because February is such a short month. And honestly, I haven't really started on anything. Sorry. Look out for one in March though. I swear!

Sagano

2:16 PM 0 comments

Ohhhhh man.If you personally know The Attic Society, you'll know our love for Japanese food. Actually, maybe its just me. Maybe even Keon Cam's black ass. All in all, Japanese food's the shit.



Man! This dude totally owns me in Livin' On a Prayer performances [see: my facebook]. I gotta brush up on my skills.

Post a comment and tell me what you think.


Enjoy

~Keon Cam~
Sheeeeeit...After going 0 for 2 against LeBron and the Cavs last night and not having a single field goal since February 11, Marko Jaric scored big by marrying one of the hottest chicks like... ever! Screw being a star in the NBA, I wanna be a bench warmer if thats what it takes to get with a model.

I dunno about you, but this move solidifies Jaric's spot as this year's Most Valuable Player. If I saw Adriana Lima sitting sideline if I was to play against the Memphis Grizzlies, I'd be busy trying to make plays that would involve me diving into her section in hopes of copping even the
slightest feel.

A championship? Pfft, he's already won a trophy wife...

I thought this was a must-post.

Daryn's MTV stuff is okay, but I miss the "Buzz" days.
FYI:
Mista Mo is a youth worker in Malvern! How hood is that?


Anyways, Good Night.
What the hell!?!

So I'm trying to finish up this assignment where I'm supposed to come up with an ad (slogan and all) for chocolate Smarties. I did a little Google search to see if I can dig up anything inspirational, and I found a headline saying "Do your kids smoke Smarties?".

I find out that in the States, Rockets are called Smarties. Which sucks, cuz chocolate Smarties aren't in the U.S. and we all know M&M's are for pussies. From what I've read, Smarties were banned from Schools all over the U.S. because of kid trying to inhale it like smoke. Dying from a serious case of candy in your lungs sounds pretty soft to me. I'm sure little dude grabbed the highest grade of Sour Rockets from this kid for the video.

Sure looks like it.

This dude working a human vending machine, dishing out Kit Kat bars, seems way too happy doing his job. He's no doubt sneaking a few Kit Kats for himself. I know I couldn't do that job (or any for that matter). The humilation of being trapped in a vending machine, not to mention my lack of social skills (albeit behind a glass), is way too much for me.

Now, I hear in Japan they've got lingerie vending machines. Working that one... I guess I wouldn't mind.
I'll show him whats up.

I usually don't fall into celeb gossip this much aside from Kim Kardashian candid beach pics, but this situation is an exception. I'm seriously sorry for laughing at any Chris Brown/Rihanna joke that anyone has made regarding this incident.

J told me not to post the pic on here, so I won't.

Get well soon.

Matrix

9:08 PM 0 comments

I can't hate on the Raps JUST YET considering I don't have TSN2...But I'm sure they still look like Shawn Marion, in this picture.

Toast.

Speaking of which. Toronto's own, Drake, is throwing a release party tonight for his new mixtape, So Far Gone, and he has LeBron hosting it. Biiiiiiig things! Drake personally invited myself and The Attic Society to come party but tonight is a school night, so... Yeah, I'm just kidding. But I can dream.
I guess its safe to say, Hip-Hop's still alive.I honestly almost gave up on listening to Hip-Hop as a whole recently, as I just figured out how dope the genre of Jungle/Drum & Bass was. Now, now, don't get me wrong, I'm still a "Head". Its not that I got bored of Hip-Hop, its just I was tired of digging for the good stuff. Maybe 75% of my Hip-Hop library is from the Golden Era. Speaking of being a "Head", PussyCatDolls just surpassed Jeru Da Damaja, and Mobb Deep for the most played song on my iTunes.

(8)I hate. This. Part. Right. Herrrre!(8)

Oh, and thanks to my cousin Joy for putting me on, Mos Def's been on loop since the start. Damn you, Joy.

Link: Here


My good friend Chris from the Canadian Tire days (Watchu know about me working in the garden section watering all the pretty flowers?) started up a blog to display his artwork; Both visual and digital. I don't even know if that made sense, but I was just trying to sound knowledgable on the topic of artwork.

Last time I checked, his stuff was shown on Threadless.
I'm not too sure why all those Hipsters who commented were giving him a hard time over his design, considering his design was already on point. But what'evs.

Fun Fact: I remember him telling me he was partially color blind or something like that. Thats messed up!

Link: Here


Well, not really.
But I'll be back at it when I get home. I'm 'finna put own.
This doesn't even mean anything. I just felt it was necessary.

-J.


Contrary to popular belief, despite how skinny my jeans might be, I'm actually not an emo. That said, I do find them to be pretty hilarious. Need proof that emotional sensitivity can be funny and ironic? Check out F My Life, a collection of short 2 or 3 line stories that make you say, "damn that sucks", followed by you laughing out loud. Here's just an example:

"Today, I looked at the facebook of the girl I really liked, and I saw she wrote on her friend's wall "Last night was the biggest mistake of my life." We hooked up last night. FML"
See!

I know Keon Cam says this isn't a celebrity gossip blog, but duuude, what are you doing?!
[Assassin's Creed-esque]

I normally don't post stuff straight off of HB like this, especially collections from brands I've never heard of before, but I thought this was genuinely dope. That and I'm half convinced the majority of our readers are hypebeasts (whether they want to admit it or not, haha). Anyway, this is the 2009 Spring/Summer collection from Cleveland-based Wrath Arcane. Yeah, that's right Cleveland. Honestly, before LeBron I don't think I could have even found that on a map. Solid stuff here. Could do without the fedoras and the leather gloves, but whatever floats your boat.


[via: everyone's favourite, hypebeast.com]


After getting stitches in his mouth, on meds.

This totally owns GarbageJ's one liner. Sorry dude.
"Horra at a Praya!"
The "Hot Chicks with Douche Bags" blog documents the love that chicks have for guys who just look like fuckers. You see them at the mall, you see them at the movie theatres. You think to yourself if you should start rockin' Southpole & Pelle Pelle gear in order to scoop a chick like that. Or am I the only one who thinks that way.

You catch my drift though... Southpole 4 lyfe.

Link: Here
See me before you indirectly boast about how beat up your shoes are.

Just to name drop: The soles are yellow cuz I waited 7hrs in the rain at Rock The Bells (Note: I don't know whos blog that is. Random).

Borderline gross.
OHHHH!THATS how he won all those fuckin' medals. I'm just kidding. One-liner fail.

I missed out on Where's Waldo?

But I def. wanna head to this. WHO'S DOWN!? What I'm afraid of is if not too many people show up. This would just look like another way to get your ass kicked.

More info here.



Now I was never a huge GI Joe fan as a kid (well I did have the action figures, but who didn't!) but, the trailer for the new GI Joe movie (don't worry, I had no idea either) looks amazing.

Check the official website for a HQ version.
So one month down in '09, and as we promised the Attic boys are stepping their game up. We're going global, like my man Khaled. Since this is our year, I figure I should give you a run down on what's to expect in future. So what's up for February? [note to self: it's February and not febuary]

The month gets right into things with the Superbowl tonight. Not that anyone cares. Who's even playing? Also, with every year, we honour Saint Valentine by buying chocolates and $6 singing Hallmark cards. If I were a saint, I'd definitely want the same thing. So call up the bittie for Valentine's Day on the 14th. The next day, the NBA's best go head-to-head in the annual NBA all-star game. Check out the rosters here. Where's my man Larry Hughes at?! Finally, something I'm actually genuinely excited for, the month ends off with two Street Fighter related releases. If you followed me since thespringsteen (you haven't) then you'd know how excited I am for the release of Street Fighter 4. The MUCH anticipated fighter is set to bust heads and blow minds on Febuary 17th. Check out IGN's launch centre for everything Street Fighter 4. And if you're not pumped for this game, then you really, really suck. Capping off the month on Febuary 27th is the release of the Street Fighter movie, Street Fighter: The Legend of Chun-Li. Which looks like absolute crap. I'm sure this trailer will confirm your suspicions. Not to mention Ken and Ryu aren't going to appear in the film at all. [Spoiler alert: the movie is going to suck]

But that won't ruin the fact that Febuary is going to be the month I blister my thumbs smashing heads in Street Fighter 4. Can't wait.

And be sure to catch the Megan Fox stickers coming out this month (I think). And get at me, Keon Cam, or Garbage if you still haven't gotten your stickers. I don't know what you're slacking for. They're dope.
Dude put on for Canada. That night lived up to all the hype.

Catch the fight at mma-core.com while you can.
[part one] [part two]