Sheeeeeit...
After going 0 for 2 against LeBron and the Cavs last night and not having a single field goal since February 11, Marko Jaric scored big by marrying one of the hottest chicks like... ever! Screw being a star in the NBA, I wanna be a bench warmer if thats what it takes to get with a model.
I dunno about you, but this move solidifies Jaric's spot as this year's Most Valuable Player. If I saw Adriana Lima sitting sideline if I was to play against the Memphis Grizzlies, I'd be busy trying to make plays that would involve me diving into her section in hopes of copping even the slightest feel.
A championship? Pfft, he's already won a trophy wife...
After going 0 for 2 against LeBron and the Cavs last night and not having a single field goal since February 11, Marko Jaric scored big by marrying one of the hottest chicks like... ever! Screw being a star in the NBA, I wanna be a bench warmer if thats what it takes to get with a model.I dunno about you, but this move solidifies Jaric's spot as this year's Most Valuable Player. If I saw Adriana Lima sitting sideline if I was to play against the Memphis Grizzlies, I'd be busy trying to make plays that would involve me diving into her section in hopes of copping even the slightest feel.
A championship? Pfft, he's already won a trophy wife...
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