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We haven't forgotten about the Summer '09 Campaign.

We'll be getting into the whole sketch comedy thing with two projects this summer. One involves the three of us sitting on my Mom's couch watching tv and talking shit (what we do best), and the other is for a YouTube character that we've come up with to help jump-start Keon Cam's sorry acting career. Surprisingly, he's pretty good.

These are VERY rough right now, and things may change as of next week when we figure out how we'll go about things over a Mocha Frappucino.

On another note, it seems like all three of us are close to flat-broke. Iced Cappucinos it is. Attic Society t-shirts have been on my mind, and considering that times are rough, t-shirts may be very long-term. Stickers will be in effect though, so keep an eye out.

Times are rough. Especially when you're dropping $100 on Rock The Bells. Yeeee

Self explanatory.
I hate it when Filipinos mention how sick Manny Pacquiao is. Manny Pacquiao is sick.
So we were supposed to explore the downtown core and find some new shit, but it was raining, so we just grabbed some free sugar-free Jello from Kennedy Station. Sooo not worth the post, but I got nothing to write about at the moment.
So I had this awesome idea to SERIOUSLY interview a homeless dude (preferably that one guy who holds the "Smile if you masturbate!" sign along Queen St. West) by bribing him with free Jello. Our first attempt didn't go too well. We randomly chose one of those dudes that shout out loud for no reason. I had no idea that those type of dudes do not respond when spoken to. Kinda messed. He barked at Keon when he saw the Jell-O though (0:15 of video).

Bare with me as I find something lol'able to post.
Eargasm Pt.2

Rock The Bells is coming to Toronto... and this time when they say Toronto, they don't mean Missisauga. This may be something that I'm gonna be going to every year. Last year def. set the bar.

I remember it like it was yesterday. It was something like 4am, and me and Wonton (dude who makes the stickers) were the first people there, waiting in line for what was to be the most craziest thing I've ever been to. The weather was so cold and wet in the morning that me and Wonton had to willingly spoon under an umbrella. Jk. To think that I was already yawning and ready to go home when ATCQ was midway through their performance shows you how OD on Hip-Hop shit was.

On another note, here's a list of the performers:

-Nas
-Raekwon
-Damian "Jr. Gong" Marley
-Slaughterhouse (Royce, Joe Buddens, Crooked I, Joell Ortiz)
-Reflection Eternal (Kweli & Hi-Tek)
-Evidence & Alchemist
-KRS-One
-Buckshot
-Slum Village

Just to name a few.

So who's coming!?



All people really need is this.

I'm gonna bump this in the car.


HOORAY FOR YOUUUU!
  1. Go for a jog everyday
  2. Learn to read Read everyday. At least try to.
  3. Brush up on my mixing and all the above, everyday
  4. Save up enough money to buy Serato, and maybe even a laptop
  5. Rock a party
  6. Figure out the truth behind my Dad's DVDs he hides under his bed
  7. Discover new places to loaft at
  8. Spend one day just sitting on the couch
  9. Get new run of Attic Society stickers
  10. Amber Heard
If we were to leave, we'd let you know.

[Gay Fish]

So I'm FINALLY off school, if I haven't made it clear enough on FB. It feels so good sometimes to just wake up whenever I want, only to realize that I have nothing planned that day. It hasn't been like this for something like... a really long time. This means more blog post time, and a chance to help get The Attic Society back on track so we can get what we were set out to attain; Internet superstardom, and a "Hey aren't you those guys with that blog? OMG touch me!" status.

This summer, The Attic Society is planning to get more interactive with the readers. More stickers, more live-on-location videos, and my clever ass shit.

Look for us posted up by your nearest Starbucks. We hood.




Everyone loves 'I'm On a Boat', and why not? T-Pain's funny. Who's even funnier? Seth Rogen, that's who. So it's only right The Lonely Island x Seth Rogen should be a huge hit, right? You tell me. Check it out.

Oh and if you're a pansy, it's pretty profanity laced, so...

With it being Holy Week I thought this post would be pretty appropriate. Okay, let's get real now. Impersonating God on facebook is the furthest thing from it. Regardless, I thought it was still pretty hilarious. Note: Actually click on the pics below.


[via Geekologie]

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Enjoy

~Keon Cam~

So I've been slacking hardcore because of school employment bitties, okay I've just been slacking. But the important part is here's something new. So I decided to check out Kanye's blog for the first time in months and he posted the most killer link ever, that which I just had to steal.

So check it out, I won't both explaining what it is.

iDaft

And in case you haven't already, check out our Twitter pages since our sleeping habits and what Keon Cam is having for dinner is so important.


Just a little video of what happened last week. The fuck's a Clarington?

Fuckin random, baby boy.

Yeah chill, Garbage J.'s still around.

So my uncle took me to my first club experience (Yo don't hate. My uncle's cooler than yours) and I was completely blown awayyy! I was in such awe of the whole thing that I walked around the place on my own, just to take it all in. I probably wasnt even in awe. Maybe it was just the grain being passed around in the main room. I dunno.

So we walk in the room, and my uncle tells me "just walk". So I start walking towards a set of stairs that looked like the dancefloor, cuz you know how I gets down. But as I'm heading for these stairs, my uncle taps me on the shoulder and says "No, thats V.I.P" and when that happened, I had this epiphany. Right at that very moment, I realized I wanted to be someone very important.

I'm just kidding. But that night, I realized that I wanted to take this hobby I had to the next level. I'm gonna practice my ass off this summer break (I got a long break), and hopefully somewhere down the line, get my big break. I wanna rock a party, kill it, and hook the Society up with V.I.P. Cuz we've BEEN important, and no one's ever acknowledged it! Sheeeit...

Note: Lets play wheres Waldo with the little asian guy (me). Once I found myself in the pic, I realized that I was the only one in blue light!
I'm so convinced that I'm the chosen one.


By now you should know, The Attic Society loves foreign covers. So take this in, Katy Perry's 'Hot N Cold' by Ukrainian band. Amazing.

Respect to my boy Rob for finding this.

"You've been bamboozled"

Yes, I'm aware that Soulja Boy getting paid for every comment/view on his Youtube page is old news, but the video itself is new to me. I just thought this video was too hilarious not to post. But I'll leave it at that, because I'm afraid Soulja Boy might be getting paid for every character I'm typing about him, too. Okay, I'm done.

P.S. Soulja Boy, since our blog is so super popular, me posting that video here must have gotten you atleast like a couple million views right there. I'm expecting a cheque in the mail. Or atleast a pair of Soulja Boy sunglasses.
SONIC-BOOM.I want this. Oh man do I want this.

Note: This record is filled with Street Fighter II samples for DJ's to use for scratching.

My dude.


The one artist who I thought was gonna blow up, is already wanting to give up.

Kid Cudi posted an entry on his blog expressing how sorry he is for calling it quits after his first album. I think he's getting a little ahead of himself, cuz that shit hasn't even dropped yet, sooo wth...


I usually don't read posts by people who are on some Kanye-like "I'M GONNA TYPE IN ALL CAPS LIKE IM SCREAMING", and I don't read essays either, but it was an essay in all caps I ended up reading. Apparently he was falling into the dark hole of Hollywood, and wasn't feeling it. (Insert rich & slutty actress/heiress punchline here) Nah, too easy.

"IM TOO REAL FOR THIS HIGH SCHOOL MUSICAL SHIT." says Cudi, in his blog. I'm real too, but yo nothing's realer than Vanessa Hudgens.




The actual videos have been on the net for a long time, but since Canadians seem to get screwed with everything when it comes to the internet, I've just seen Kanye's performances for VH1 Storytellers. So check them out (not in any particular order).

See You In My Nightmares
Amazing
Heartless
Touch The Sky
Say You Will
Good Life
Flashing Lights
Stronger

[I'd give you a longer, wittier post but I'm enjoying these too much. So shut up and watch.]

And if you're too lazy to peep the entire thing, here's the highlight from the entire performance:



LMAO!


It seems like everyone's seen (and loves) I'm On a Boat, lately. And while he doesn't have T-Pain, Jon Lajoie is my dude. If you haven't seen Everyday Normal Guy 1 & 2 you're missing out. And if you know me, I love trilogies, so you can imagine how excited I was to find the third (and hopefully final) installment to the Everyday Normal Guy series.

Awesome.

By the way, Stay At Home Dad is pretty hilarious. Especially the Rage Against the Machine parody at the end.
LMAOI feel like a complete dick head for taking something I found on Olivier The Parisien Gangster's blog (Lets be honest. Dude thinks hes Brad Pitt), but this was too good.

The Sexy People Blog documents those cheezy Wal-Mart-esque photos that people always used to take back in the day. I had this awesome idea that instead of a photoshoot, we'd invest in a Wal-Mart photoshoot for jokes, along with matching outfits. Kinda like this. It sounded sick in my mind, until I Google'd that Step Brothers pic.

Link: Here